masturbending:

"new year new me" i say as i overtake the body of my next host

harryedward:

When she say go deeper but you ain’t got no more dick

image

homoforpromo:

hyclropump:

my freshman year i expected to get w a boy so i decided to shave my butt but i couldnt see so i ended up cutting the inside of my buttcheeks and after i got out of the shower my buttcheeks scabbed together and i couldnt poop until i tore them apart

That was wild from start to finish

braydaaan:

am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real